I never assume a women likes me. never have. in fact, people have told me that i am really bad at picking up on when a women DOES like me.

Marijuana cures cancer

my parents were basically incapable of listening. you could see their minds working on the next piece of shit they wanted to spit out instead of actually listening to what you say.

retire the show and replace it with Jason Jones doing a fake-news show. his bits are gold, that maple syrup thing being one of the best ever. they need a whole show of that

2nd-least-funny person i have ever seen on TV, Kevin Nealon being the 1st.

SOOOO many dicks have been in here.....

shame on anyone who invites this dangerous stupid bitch to anything. this fucking retard should be mopping the floor of a walmart, not being on TV.

fuck earth. FUCK any planet that would let a shit for brains like this get rich and famous while nurses and teachers live hand to mouth.

cellu-rific!

we had a computer given to us from my wife's parents
a mac G5
used it for 9 years
we got a lot of pot
used all that up in weeks

it was probably Peter MacKay or a minion of his.
he is a monster.

she never fought tobacco, that's for fucking sure.

share and anjoy

Jenny Slate's ass=awesome.

I would have tried to get her to come home with me

The people who claim to love me and the people who claim to hate both cite the same reason: my honesty.

STAY THE FUCK IN SCHOOL, KIDS.

"... EVERERYBODY GETS A CAR!!!!!!"

I would go all the way back and kill every homo erectus i could find

anger is like a sword and shield. sure, it is heavy, sure you might only need it once every few months, but WHEN you need it, and if you can control it, you have a formidable weapon at your disposal.