"goodbye security deposit" tape

he was being playfully sarcastic. it is a great icebreaker. it was a genius and genuinely friendly thing for him to do.

canadian tax dollars are used to tell people that marijuana and being gay are bad things.

I just took an amazing high-res image of my kid, but I would really rather it looked like it was shot with a Polaroid One Step in 1980 and left on the dash of a car for a whole summer..... I know! - INSTAGRAM!

i was laughing out loud at her "performance" in Alexander. Her "accent" was much like Martin Short's quasi-euro-accent in Father Of The Bride.
Just all over the map. From word to word, this "Macedonian" character's accent shifted from italian, spanish, greek, slavic, german, hungarian, polish, russian.... she was a…

to me is totally about aesthetics. I am not offended by underwear, it just looks dumb. baggy loose clothes? fine. Underwear showing above your belt line? fuck off.

it is just bad aesthetics. typical or north americans. fucking idiots.

what is the stuff they spray on the benches and machines?
like when you are done sweating on it, you spray stuff and wipe it away.
what is that stuff? windex?

Toxoplasmosis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasm…

How Your Cat Is Making You Crazy
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

"Ratep"
I don't get it...

has likely lied in court and to his wife

too busy randomly pulling over black people in the hopes of planting drugs on them, ostensibly...

me, and two very plump women, and some magic mushrooms

World's First Children's Book About Medical MarijuanaA

wow

lemme tell ya about something we called a "slam-wedding":

We live in Ottawa, and we are poor. so my wife made an invitation by hand, we photocopied them and sen them out.
We told everyone to just meet at this certain place in a park at a certain time and we would have a pot-luck thing and a ceremony and reception all…

hung up superstitious idiots should not have any say. at all

ask anyone who has quit eating dairy how much better they feel