To be funny, one needs to tell jokes. When Lorne Michaels distilled the worst parts of Mike Myers and Adam Sandler into Fallon, he just created a cloying, mugging, smiling goofball that’s more like the annoying ADHD kid than a comedian.

Hah my thought exactly. Can we get some consistency please? Dafuq?

Half the time you people are complaining he screws underage women, and now you are complaining that he doesn’t get to speak.

Hopefully this time the L word is, “Legitimately engaging drama with characters who behave like humans rather than grotesque fools who viewers are only willing to put up with because they’re desperate for representation/seeing boobs.”

That show was nearly unwatchable. 

Then, you’re part of the fucking problem, because there are people who will happily and willingly do that for you, without you violating them.

Are we all really taking the stance that unsolicited kissing/fondling of the breasts without prior consent would be okay if she was a confirmed adult? Because I’m over 40, and will punch you in the fucking face—if not lower.

Hard Eight or Magnolia would better illustrate your point IMO.

Seems you’re forgetting Walk Hard, the best movie of the 21st century.

Ah, that’s how they get you in. As an atheist, I was wondering how another atheist would join a cult. A sex cult would be the only way besides hitting me on the head and dragging me away that I would be in a cult. 

R2. Fight me. 

I mean, if you’re married to someone who prioritizes Fortnite over you, divorce is probably a pretty good option.

Good on Michael Vick. I’d still like to see him shoved dick-first into a stump grinder. 

Drug and alcohol abuse will do that.