Look, when Tom Cruise is in an interview, people aren’t, like, ‘What’s it like to be a leader of a psychotic kidnapping/murder cult?’

Why IS that?, one wonders.....

fffffffFFFFFFUCK the rich.

I live in Ottawa. The most culturally-retarded pudunk backwater in all of Canada - and it is our fucking capital city!!!

So here is a little guide for visiting Ottawa that I have been working on.

How To Seem Like A Local In Ottawa

I prefer the John Wick method.

I am a complainer.
But my complaining is valid.
The world sucks.
From the micro to the macro, there is a lot to complain about.
The thing I complain about most is how it doesn’t need to be this way.
Most of the shit I complain about is easily fixable - we have the means. We just choose not too because we are - collectively…

I showed up at Ottawa Pride Parade looking like this:

then she went back to the luxury apartment and slept on a bed worth more than most people make in a month

Professional widow
Probable murderer
Scumbag

They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless you laugh hysterically, like, all the time... in which case, the best medicine might be some sort of tranquilizer....

I don’t watch football. i don’t understand it. but i respect that it is a sport that requires skill. it is as goo a game or sport as any other.
the NFL, however, is a dragon sitting on a pile of gold and rubies.
it needs to be slayed.

Grossest place I have ever had sex...... 🤔

I’d have to say “Ottawa”.

he even admitted to fucking a child

Better idea: Watch or do literally ANYTHING else. Football is fine, but the NFL is a bad league for bad people.

Yes - you are a bad person for watching NFL. Stop validating bullshit, you simpleton goons.

The NFL: A bad league for bad people

I hate this fucking hillbilly. 

she is a liar
who lied for a child molester and multiple rapist
she lied about lying
people died because of her lies
she should be hanging by her thumbs in a damp dungeon

“We should have that child-fondling racist nincompoop Biden on the show.” - scumbag Stephen Colbert

He really has zero ethics, that Colbert, doesn’t he? He has the worst fucking scum on his show like they are actual people or something.

Also: being a bit stoned helps.

So.... he is Pro-fascist.....?