woman dumps me while i was in the psyche ward
takes up with our friend
I had to go to the house to pick up my stuff
wet fuck stain on the bed

i can’t do it. i itch. i twitch. i am annoyed by the never-ending sounds of the world around me (I live in an apartment building in a suburb).

Minecraft was my meditation. Kept me from drinking. Now, tendon pain (tennis elbow) has made it so i haven’t played in months.

Billionaires should not exist, period. No one should be allowed to amass such a large amount of wealth

“Julia Jacklin’s sophomore album, Crushing, opens with a song about her boyfriend getting dragged off a plane for smoking a cigarette.”

Good. fuck the both.

Nothing says “Foppish douchebags” like a destination wedding.

Whether you are making your friends pay, or you pay the whole thing, it smacks of privilege and foppery.

I love just re-watching that Ray Donovan scene where James Woods gets shot.....

I hate living in a world where this rotten hag is rich and famous but my wife lives in poverty

#OprahsWife 

To All The Underaged Girls I’ve Loved Before - A Memoir - by Woody Allen

How was my day?
some rando chased me and my wife and sprayed us with bear spray or something.

I bet she says is with such overwhelming self love.... the way a hillbilly sighs out the name “Jayzuss....”

has there ever been a person more in love with themselves?
Madonna, maybe....

Drake is a teen-grooming pedophile creep. Stop posting stories about him.

“decimate” means to eliminate one tenth
specifically one tenth, not half, not most of, not a lot of, but specifically 10% of something

The Rich need to be fed to dogs

your vocal fry makes this unwatchable, sorry

me and everyone who has actually tried, but....

If I cared about you and your well being I would suggest you do like I do and use cannabis instead of suicide-inducing SSRIs.....