rushinrussian
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rushinrussian

Wait, wait, wait... You're saying we're supposed to just get along and let others live their lives as they see fit, without berating them from the comfort and anonymity of our computer screens? WHAT KIND OF MAD WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN, SIR?

CITIZEN SNIIIIPS!!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Isn't plastic made from petroleum?

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I heard a Lamborghini Diablo blip the throttle on the other side of a roundabout, and god of thunder was exactly what I thought. It's unreal.

You are correct. I'm not going to begin to decipher the implications of a black janitor who grows up to be mayor and turns Hill Valley into a cell pool, then has a son who becomes a theatrical used car salesman. But, I will say, that the kids in the 2015's must really, really love their 80's cars, since they don't

I wish I could promote this a thousand times.

Obviously this unnamed red 2015 model that is DEFINITELY NOT A FOX BODY MUSTANG.

Well there's your problem: Driving requires a license. Having a kid doesn't.

Don't hate Powerpoint. It's an extremely Powerful tool for storytelling. It's the presenters that are mouth-breathing retards.

I think you mean "eating".

I thought about buying one that was not as clean as this. I'm so ashamed.

A dog would think so.

Sorry, they meant "wetbacks".

1. It's more fun.

Oh, sorry. I thought this was Planelopnik.

I can only hope. It's not like we'd be losing quantum physicists here.

Yup, that guy is fucked.

What.. What is that? Oh God, what the hell is that? That's inside people??...

Obligatory, but makes me giggle.

You're saying that putting a Nuclear Power Plant in one of the most densely populated areas in the country with one narrow escape route is a bad idea? CRAZY TALK!