@thomasl2003: The only correction was someone taking the word "rock" out.

@amnesiac: So. Much. Pot.

In Soviet Russia...

First you tell us not to buy one, then you tell us exactly when it's out! DAMN YOU GIZMODO, JUST TELL ME WHAT TO THINK!

Anyone else excited to see a bunch of Youtube videos of selfish pricks destroying perfectly good iPads as soon as the new one is announced?

@JordanGold: Ehh, don't be so sure...

@Bramsey89: It opens up the flavors!

Here, I made one for men.

It'll never catch on.

@dragoncooler: You're a well-adjusted, productive member of society and a total square.

@Daniel Rappaport: Your website claims to teach graphic design, but is written entirely in Comic Sans.

@Tycho Vhargon: Who wants to look at a bunch of digital Casios?

@Konstantin Art: I'm Commander Obama, and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: But if they're referring to Jews and Muslims, I think we can count them.

Looks like the Bible Belt has a filthy mouth. Shocking.

@tomsomething: True. What most people don't realize is that "muffin" is just another word for "cake".

New Study: Everything will give you cancer, so enjoy it while you can.

Am I getting older or are kids getting stupider?

@buffcoat and beaver: Would a Dodge Challenger joke be in poor taste here?

I need to hear that Miller start up more than I need my next breath.