@dosdelon: This was a well-documented hoax. This is not how the scanners output looks.

@Hart88: Beat me by 1 minute...

Anyone else think the Karsan looks like the Johnny Cab from Total Recall?

@MifuneT: And serves the same function. "You're too stupid to mess with this. Leave it alone."

So when I eat a whole block of Wisconsin cheddar, I'm not a fatty? I just have an addiction? I'm a victim here!

Fun fact: Oreo cream is essentially Crisco and powdered sugar. It is considered one of the worst things you can put into your body on that market right now.

We do some pretty messed up shit to lobsters that no one would tolerate with other animals.

@hjustin93: Isn't beauty subjective? Or are you going to discount Francis Bacon, Marcel DuChamp, Damien Hirst, H.R. Geiger, and a ton of others as artists?

I think you guys meant the 430 instead of the 458. It's an honest mistake, I'll just wait here until you make the correction.

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After reading this article, I went on tried this Tuesday night. I would recommend going during the day, when the skylights are flooding in natural light. At night you can barely see anything.

To be fair, this did work for two girls, one cup.

@meclo: Kiwi friend?

I bet they have such supple wrists.

@Dukie: I TOTALLY FORGOT NPH WAS IN THAT MOVIE. I need to watch that really soon.

Isn't Button's job to be trained in avoidance techniques? With all respect, I think he could handle a little get-away driving.

I'm not sure which saddens me more: That I will never know the vast mysteries of the universe, or that I will never see all the porn ever created.

Maybe it's the helmet obscuring his face, but he seems pretty calm.

Show your neighbors what a class act you are with giant trunk

Geez, even Lambo factory workers are an attractive bunch.