I actually committing a crime every time I tapped some mana?!

Not to mention the notorious God Cop:

I work on the Upper West Side, where we have enough of these guys that it barely registers as satire, let alone mockery of an entire generation. They're mockingly imitating a very specific type of person.

Sir, it will be a cold day in hell before I concern myself with whatever it is they speak in Philadelphia.

Where are people still saying "youse" outside of New Jersey, Long Island, and Sun Belt retirement communities?

Funny how even that RedState article never actually alleges it was suggested to Comey that he stop the investigation, just that he get on board with the administration's spin.

Who cares what some blatherer named Comney said? People are more interested in what Comey said, which was more divorced from your nonsense than Taylor was from Burton. Quit believing any dumb thing you read online, please.

It's a perfectly cromulent word, and corrects the English language's defect of lacking a second-person plural pronoun. It makes conjugating other languages' verbs more sensible.

"Sir, are you aware that you crossed the double yellow twice back there?"

people who get annoyed about typos on the AVC

That's unpossible!

"I like this development idea, Bill, but think bigger: What if we made the whole village into a mall?"

I no dust Buster no more!

I assumed everyone thought this, until I started hanging out here.

If it makes you feel better, the inevitable backlash of cynicism to "callout culture" is going to produce some great art.

It's a perfectly cromulent word!

I didn’t think people would threaten to murder me or mobilize people to murder me

You suck, McBain!

I wish he'd do another Twin Peaks miniseries

You probably think they should have their own schools!