OK, well when you are sober, please let me know which ones, and how.

OK, you should be awake and sober by now. Do you honestly imagine that everyone who voted for Bernie in the primary and thought Hillary was a poor choice of nominee didn't vote for her in the general election? Because that's how you sound, and it's silly. 43% of the primary votes went to Sanders: If even half of…

Yeah, I thought she'd beat Trump. I didn't want her in the primary, because I didn't think the Republicans would actually let him take over the party! But if the Republicans had nominated someone like Kasich - who is every bit as socially right-wing as Cruz, but better about hiding it - she'd have been toast like…

You know they want it. He's already making the moves one might expect from a governor with a bigger house on his mind, and I've already heard more than a few of our state's older Democrats tossing the idea about as though it were even worthy of consideration.

In case this was your first election, let me fill you in on something: Relentlessly slandering their opponents is what Republicans do to everyone every time. They called Obama a Kenyan Muslo-atheo-communo-fascist from the beginning, and we got him in for a second term.

Oh man…I mean, I'm a reasonably fit guy with a beautiful wife, and I voted for Clinton, and used to get into arguments with BernOrBusters about that between the convention and the election.

Then what "distinguishing" features were you referring to in your prior post? See, I think that a lot of what people think "distinguishes" their own cities is really just a function of personal familiarity. We form attachments to the local versions of urban commonalities, but the more regularly we travel, the more…

OK, name something that Chicago has, that we don't have any equivalent of here in the Acela corridor, so I can check it out next time I'm in town. For example, Wrigley Field is pretty sweet as an historical site and the Cubs are actually good now, but if I want to see a classic ballpark with a good team, pee troughs…

I've spent time in Vegas, and yes, it is Las Vegas bad. Running it through a regular home water filter makes it possible to choke down, but it still makes coffee and food taste like shit.

True, but New England hot dog buns are the fucking worst: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/…

Two hands held far apart while jumping up and down?

And give Houston some credit! It's not a place I'd choose to live, but for those folks who don't mind driving everywhere and don't hate tropical heat, it's got plenty to do and is well-run. I'd take it over Miami.

Yeah, I've never understood the New York pizza superiority complex. Sure, you can get great pizza here, but you can also find a LOT of really awful pizza here.

I'd guess it's only going to get worse after the next census, since they'll probably wind up slipping down to fourth in population.

For those of us who live in New York and travel a bunch, the bemusement about Chicago comes from the fact that there's not really much to distinguish it from any Northeastern city. It seems kind of like a larger Philly, and hey, I can find plenty to like about Philly! But people from Philly rarely try to explain…

I've moved around a lot, but not counting temporary military assignments, it's all East Coast and New England (FL to VT and points in between.)

I know one of those guys too. Turns 66 this year and is basically the code guru of a big development outfit. A deeply strange and wonderful man.

"Movin' to Montana soon,
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
Yippee-ty-yo-ty-ayy "

Don't forget "Obola!"

Hey, I drive here at least once a week!