TL;DR SMH TBH

"I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."

Wait, that's a thing? Why did nobody tell me?!

"Does anybody here remember Lera Lynn?
Remember how she said that we would meet again
Some sunny day?

There should have been a fourth Indy movie with Harrison Ford, but he's probably too old now, so I guess we'll never get to see one. Pity, that.

No one's looking at Phil Harris' Baloo and wondering what species of bear he is.

Just like in so many other aspects of life, the idiots are the loudest and most "news"-worthy.

Did you use the Internet to communicate with friends before you could legally drive? That's sort of my cutoff from where I stand at 36.

Also, why the fuck are millennials so conflict-averse?

Oh man, I can personally sympathize. I come from the home (since 1974) of the most famous giant puppets:

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

YOUR COMMENT IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE. YOU ARE HURTING ME WITH YOUR TONE ARGUMENT.

"Join us….it's bliss…."

I'm a gun owner and I whole-heartedly endorse that sentiment. That bunch of loons is going to fuck it up for the 3/4 of us who don't toe their extremist line.

Yeah, if you'd asked me ten years ago which philosophy would be ascendant in 2016, "nihilism" would have been my last guess, but here we are. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of movement conservatism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

"I am endorsing Hillary, and all her lies and all her empty promises. It's the second-worst thing that can happen to this country, but she's way behind in second place. She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters." - P. J. O'Rourke

"I can hold my breath for a very long time!"

how long until, if Trump wins, we have the return of groups like the Weather Underground? And if Hillary wins, how long until there's another Oklahoma City style right wing terrorist attack?

"I am endorsing Hillary, and all her lies and all her empty promises. It's the second-worst thing that can happen to this country, but she's way behind in second place. She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters." - P. J. O'Rourke

Zodiac over Oompa-Loompa, 8550-6070.