The Unambiguously Gay Duo

Yeah, he shouldn't even be comparing himself to Baio, let alone any of the other people on that list. I'm sure there will be a Bob Loblaw law bomb of a slander suit filed soon.

Don't forget that I'm an immigrant to the city, so my standards of shadiness are probably hilarious to you. There's very little crime in that area, even relative to more expensive parts of the city.

Hey, my team's paying CC Sabathia 25 million for…well, probably the same thing we paid him that money for last year.

The neighborhood gets increasingly shady as one moves from 181st down to 168th, but west-of-Broadway is still nicer than east.

No, I just assume that the loud, almost scream-like noises coming from outside the car while I surf the Internet are a product of the auto-drive function.

Nothing to contribute. Just leaving this post as a bookmark for when I get home.

I recently overheard a broker pitching a client on "East Riverdale," which is apparently what a sociopath calls Kingsbridge. Sounds affordable, though! I'm going to start calling my neighborhood "The Upper-er West Side."

It was a pleasure to meet you, and I hope the rest of your week is much better!

The episode of Broad City where she hooks up with Ilana…excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

Well, I'd say that Les Wynan should do more thinking and less whining!

My bad, then. In my defense, I spend a fair amount of time at The Atlantic, so I'm sort of used to being called an atheist-Muslim-crypto-communifascist by people who aren't joking.

"8-10: Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco!"

As a Democrat who spent a year of his life helpfully locating Taliban so that they could be bombed straight to Hell, I'd be curious if you could actually name any of these "certain" Democrats, or if you're referring to Sen. Beardy McWeirdo (D-Imagination).

Hillary Clinton tried out this “dabbing” thing with Ellen DeGeneres.

Courtney Killed Kurt Theories

And you do too!

On the flip side, sometimes you get quotes that are really weird because they don't fit the show, just one particular scene.

It's from "The Couch."

Oh, and you get the automatic Wodehouse reference upvote. Good show, old sport!