19 and champagne? What kind of liberal hellscape do they live in? Here in the US you need to be able to smoke your lungs off and possibly die in war before you are allowed the sweet taste of alcohol!

We really don’t. It might be random. Apparently they found no history of any racially motivated crimes or connections when they checked up on this dude.

The perfect intersection of Kombucha and Vape Juice

Couple of Dum Dums.

It took me ten seconds and you’re my new best friend.

Couple of suckers in that video.

It hasn't been done yet because the man was COMPLICATED. There is no way Hollywood can make a 'Ray' type film for Marvin. They'd have to include his angels and demons. But I'd buy tickets if it happened. 

“Officer, there’s a strange black man trying to break into a business...yes, I’ll hold”—DJ Tanner

Reminds me of Obama. He knew he had to marry a black woman to be successful and get where he wanted to go

Just looking at his career, his dating choices may hurt him long term. Look at the most bankable black actors and they’re married to black women (Denzel, Sam Jackson, and Will Smith). And when you look at the crowds in theaters where their movies play, there’s usually a lot of black women who buy tickets to see them.

Scarlet Johansson wants to play you in the movie of your life.

making sure your boy gets into his place safely

A few years ago I left my office on 125th St. in Harlem and peeled open a banana. These two young ladies noticed me and one said to the other “This n*$&a eating a banana” like it was something totally foreign to them.

I’m a gay man, and “Fruit Loop” is literally what my sixth grade math teacher called me in class.  I’m also good at math, and I raised me hand a lot.  I hope she’s dead now.

Ask DJ Khaled. His whole “I don’t eat the box” moment was very much rooted in eating pussy being somehow equated to being immasculated. And there’s a lot more dudes who feel that way than one would ever want to think about.

#fact

18. Eat pussy

One of the most freeing things I’ve ever done as a man is getting out of that mindset: Being terrified that other people might think less of me as a man if I do something “unmanly.” Fuck that. Being a man is whatever I choose it to be at any given moment. And if that means blasting J-pop in my car while I drive to…

Have a woman do anything to anything within the general area of your ass while you’re having sex with her

“LMAO look at this nigga drinking water.”