Bingo. They’re blobs with big wheels and angry faces, just like every luxury or near-luxury car currently on the market. You can’t say that about, for example, this:

‘90s X-Men ruled.

Elastigirl is okay, until she turns into a boat.

Hey that boner is Bechdel Test Approved™

Rule 34 remains undefeated.

Two thumbs up! (and then down... and then up...)

I mean if he wants to view images of Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible banging the fuck out of one another they aren’t exactly difficult to find.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

thing about this is...elastigirl is thicc

Evidence points to...

As god as my witness, I will never mention Kim Kardashian’s name again! lol

Kim Kardashian West could run into a burning building and save a baby and people would say, “She just had to make this fire about her.”

Since the closest I’ve ever gotten to this particular brand of activism is singing ‘free meek’ along with Bey, I hesitate to even contribute because its inherently hypocritical. But, its the internet so.... kanye shrug? I think there are a myriad of ways — you mentioned a few. There’s a ton of…

All the while wearing branded apparel from the THE MOST FAMOUS BLACK MAN ON THE PLANET.

Talk all that “nigger” shit rocking an entire Jordan fit. The ironing is wrinkle free

“We built these streets! White men built these streets!”

Well if she can do something useful with her life, other than being famous for the sake of being famous in order to be more famous, that’s not a bad thing. I’ve generally considered the *.Kardashian club to be totally useless, but on the other hand, she’s gotten more people (1) freed from prison than I have, so, I…

Continuity of consciousness is an illusion; the conscious you of yesterday dies in the night, and a new instance of conscious awareness is booted into memory when you wake up each morning.

Hiding the card in a copy Slaughterhouse-Five makes total sense. Here’s why:

Good to see Teddy finally gave Delores a piece of his mind.