Ugh, sadly I get to see the “hipster racism” quite a bit up here in Portland. A lot people use the “I’m not racist, so I can say whatever I want” bit to say awful things. Hell, I’ve drunkenly used the “I’m Irish, so I understand oppression” but myself (as if NINA signs have ever actually affected me personally). It’s…

Still not as attractive as the most timeless Bentley design ever

It’s funny how RR and Bentley are two completely different companies but they still make the same cars.

Maybe it’s just me but it doesn’t look like a car worth $3.5M... $350K, perhaps but any more and it’s CP.

I’m surprised nobody’s written about what else it looks like...

Fucking Shmee. “Hi guys, shmee here! This is a car! It has an engine! Look at the pretty colours!” etc etc.

Here is a vehicle that will make 5000 horsepower all day long. Sadly it is “track only”.

Carnegie m’elon

That steering wheel is this car’s “stupid notch”.

Hokes when people have like zero followers and come in here asking questions, I’m like “who sent you?”

My friend has long dreadlocks and people stay trying to pet him. He is not polite in his refusal.

IDK what to tell you, I’m from the Midwest and most the people I know find hugging even close family to be a bit too invasion-of-space.

You’d be surprised. Get it all the time being black with dreads

It already exists, it’s called Monaco GP. 

Oh, I see how it is white girls. When you want to touch someone’s hair, you’re just “curious” and “envious of someone’s beautiful hair.”

I appreciate this #brand synergy 10000%

“Lewis Hamilton’s song lyrics” soft.

Hear me out here, because this actually works:

Me sharing my review of the Pope Lambo

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.