Shortened to Covfefe.

The easiest way to be certain is to look at the driver. If he looked like this, it’s a Corvette.

It’s also hi-ten, so you better hope you were already jacked. The damn thing must weigh at least 40 pounds.

Just a quick aside, steel bikes absolutely still have their place, especially if you’re touring or commuting or doing virtually anything that isn’t competitive. The one thing steel has that neither aluminum nor carbon do is longevity...steel has a minimum fatigue threshold whereas the other two materials do not. It’s…

Do you also have many leather-bound books and does your home smell of rich mahogany?

I simply cannot imagine spending more than about $2000 on a car. Unless you’re running the NASCAR, that’s absolutely insane. It’s a children’s toy. It’s like spending thousands of dollars on legos.

When I see the word hipster my eyes immediately start to migrate to the back of my skull.

$200? Ok. You must like walmart jeans, Costco basic cheese and always, always choose the cheapest wine on the menu. Good for you. I hop your friends donn’y mind your tight ass ways.

It’s an artifact of the polarizing filter that photographers use on their lenses. I’ve taken plenty of pictures of regular cars with clear headlight lenses that turned into a rainbow colored lens due to my polarizing filter.

Oleophobic coating, helps keep the headlights free of oils and road muck.

I’d think it was a coating, similar to what we get on polarized sunglasses. Sounds like a fantastic question for the Jalop team to cover! David, Torch. . . anyone?

Ah man, so that vague patent photo about some manner of car that I’d never be able to afford anyways and could only ever hope to appreciate on screen has been turned into a vague video game photo about some manner of digital car that I’ll never have enough CR to afford and will only be able to appreciate it on another …

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Time stamped vagina? lol gotta go bye

Nawwwwww.. this mfer ain’t 32... I don’t care if his mama has a time stamp on her vagina from when his head popped out.. lmao

What about Kellyanne? She’s only 50 - younger than Halle Berry, Viola Davis, Angela Bassett...and she looks like she was their high school principal.

This

Late night in a corn field surrounded college town after their homecoming football game. The Five Hundred bested all other sedans attempting to make it from parking lot to county highway, by way of farm field.

I think every car needs at least one real specific redeeming quality that asks more questions than it answers

I recommend that NFL players begin with a show of force OFF THE FIELD and then resume their on-the-field protests to demonstrate what they mean when they kneel. Hold their own rallies and press-conferences! Call on their local Congressmen and women to protest the protections for black lives Sessions and his ilk are…