Not all art is performance art. If a painter creates a beautiful painting and then displays it at the museum you don’t go there and say, “Look at that person! She’s just standing next to a painting!” But with music we’re so accustomed to it being performance art that when a DJ creates it beforehand we say “Look at…

Active musician here (as in, plays in a live band with actual instruments and vocals) who despises EDM and can’t stand to listen to it and I’m here to say that I... completely disagree with you.

Well, it helps when you wrote and produced most of the songs you’re pressing play on. And their rich because their fans pay to see them. Also, you’re over simplifying what they do, it’s like saying “I don’t understand why Lewis Hamilton makes so much money when all he does is drive a car”

This has gone on way too long. Internet jokes have very short half-lives. You cant keep making them for years. He might as well paint the slogan “hide yo kids hide yo wife” and a yellow and gold dress on the side.

And he has custom callipers too!

I’m still of the opinion that this is the best not-yet-made-movie that has ever existed and regardless of how it finally turns out, will probably hold that spot for a long time. Everything about it makes me feeeeeel goooood.

These guys will be waiting:

“konaseg” not that hard at all!

I would pay good money to see Mayweather try to pronounce and/or spell Koenigsegg. That would truly be the fight of the century.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

Here’s the high res link:

Too much cool in one photo. Must. Look. Away. But. Can’t.

‘Cause they look cool

That car is hideous and horrible in every single possible sense of the word.

Aww crap, reality is running low on GPU memory again.

I have never so frantically grabbed for my headphones.