Rain+Ferrari+too much mustard on the gas = bad time, all the time.

The more this particular series progresses the more I’m finding it to be a bit of a horror show. That car was abused to shit...and the cool thing is Tavarish explains how and why its shortcuts or cringe worthy modifications were made while filming. 

Speaking of Fast and Furious, if you’ve not been keeping up with Tavarish’s restoration of the Lamborghini Murcielago from F&F 8, I hiiiiighly recommend it.

I love you like a play cousin, cousin. 

“I told Barbara, I said Barbara, fuck rebalancing the pension, we have to let that shit roll and keep our foot on the gas. RECORD FUCKING GROWTH SON. She looked at me from her fucking mashed potatoes and said “What about the grandkids”. Fuck them grandkids Babs, they already gots too much shit. They can see me at…

All this and no talk about the lead video? Also, how even old is Gibbs? How does he look like everybody’s drunk uncle?

WELP. the rest of today is going to be weird. that image reminded me of a formative memory from my youth...the pool, the older neighbor, her visible hair...I don’t know how my ma kept it cool, I could not stop staring.

Quick, someone photoshop a brazzers logo onto...you know what, I am tired of this joke. 

Hey what was that film you folks showed at a Jalop Film festival from about 3 years ago? - I just remember it was the grandson or son of a GTO owner just casually canning a 250 around the hills while talking about how awesome it is to be rich have a 250 GTO in the family.

I don’t have time to write out an art historical/art critic response in the context of the male gaze/gaze and masculinity in response to the lead image (which I love). Looking at it reminds me of two things. (race not a factor in the images referenced, in this case, only gender)

I wont argue that its the best, but I will say that it’s criminally underrated and largely forgotten.

YES YES YES

Is there a comparison chart out there to see how many special variations of the current mustang exist? I lose track and I have no idea whats even considered special at this point. 

I would seriously consider giving up a months salary just to hear a months worth of Kim and Kanye’s personal & pillow talk in the evenings.

“I used to think Rashida Jones was a white girl with a black name before I found out she is black. black-ish”

sho’ nuff

“Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness.”

I wish I were in a position where I had the perfect balance of money and no fucks to give because I would totally wrap a Macan Turbo in the pink pig livery. Most people would say “Eww dude, you made your Macan ugly” but I wouldnt care about that, I only want the approval of those rare 1 in 10,000 people who even know…

“...how much are they going to start charging to not wrap it.”

And here’s what happens when you put a drag racer on a road course.