And so Porsche’s long and convoluted plan to assassinate Richard Hammond moves into its next phase.

“Shut up hater. *vape* You don’t fucking know what you’re fucking talking about. *vape* The GT86 is about balance, brah. *vape* If you add more power, it fucks up that balance. *vape* I’m GLAD Toyota didn’t give it more power, because it’s so perfectly balanced. *vape* It’s perfect in every way, which is why i…

You can probably vacuum enough coke residue from the interior to by a new plane.

Nash chassis?

Up until recently, “someone has to rescue the President!” was a believable plot hook for an action movie. Now, I think the action star would just shrug and keep eating his noodles or whatever.

Another vote for the Pinto!

Actually it’s definitely in like with my “never be ashamed of your opinions” motto

Keep hitting it with the log.

Is your wife single? This may be a little presumptuous but would she be willing to pick me up for our first date?

Thanks! I didn’t know that- I thought Mercedes was named after a stripper.

Could you imagine going to a resort only occupied by Beetle owners and surrounded by the likes of Jason. Actually, now that I say it, doesn’t sound so bad.

The only thing about classic Megatron I really wonder about is why his helmet looks so much like He-Man’s hair.

John Cusack. Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we’ve raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion. 

Holy crap! The last thing we need is the Germans getting nostalgic.

Marion Cobretti approved.

Kinda like the Volvo Uglies I had on my C30...

The larger spoiler was added on the revised model because the original version had a tendency to submarine.

No one saw that twist coming:

(...ball...)