Hopefully Bill gives us some excellent First Lad gifs for us to use.

It’s ridiculous. She’s not the star People keeps trying to insist she is. Her career and continued existence everywhere post Friends, is the most mind-boggling thing. She’s only successful as part of an ensemble or with a bigger costar.

Sounds like a red flag to me, but if you trust him then there’s not much more you can do. Go out with your friends and have fun is probably the best answer I can think of.

I’m not a Trump supporter, but all this lefty pearl-clutching is delicious, and kinda makes me root for him anyway.

It took me until my 40s to figure that out but totally agree. Everyone I know who stayed together after an affair eventually ended up splitting, unless we’re talking about people married pre-1960. Then they stayed and tortured the fuck out of their partner (who usually continued to cheat), thought they were noble for…

Well, you had popular perfomer showing support for a domestic terrorist organization by dressing in their ridiculously hilarious garb. Can’t wait for Coldplay, Fallout Boy, or someone equally lame to come out wearing hoods or a Hitler stache.

♫ Clit’s up to you, New York, New York! ♪

If you have Netflix then PLEASE watch Making a Murderer. It is literally the most deplorable thing I have ever watched.

He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.