All good, it’s totally honest and true. At least in your version the dad made payments. 

I’m sure Elon’s lawyers had her sign an NDA. Heck, she may have signed an NDA the minute they started dating, and maybe she even got payment for committing to the NDA. Now those lawyers represent her in anything related to public comments on Musk.

“Hey honey, I need your signature on these papers so we can take out a second mortgage on the house. I finally found that ‘63 split-window coupe I’ve always wanted....

In this article you describe the truck as both a 2023 and a 2019...

His cousin was also in Automotive, selling half a million brake pads to Ray Zalinsky to keep Callahan Auto afloat. Rolls Royce of brake pads.

Ah a new way to get more slides in a slideshow. So the next one about the original and rip off copy will follow this formula.

Your other hand remains completely free to continue jacking off about your CyberTruck.

Deleting the EGR is a great way to find yourself failing smog and inspection in California. Secondly- I would not buy anything with a diesel these days. ESPECIALLY anything newer like this. Most of the benefits of diesel are eliminated by the complicated exhaust systems, the DEF fluid system and the amount of carbon…

It’s like dealership managers were all, “People hate Kia dealerships. How can we be more like those?”

You’re a finance manager for Sheehy Lexus?

The Sheehy dealerships are pretty infamous. Funnily enough, I spend some time in Maryland and am acquainted with one of the Sheehy family members. That particular person is about as much of a prick as you’d expect.

If you can’t even play Mario Kart, 4-player split screen on it, what’s even the point?

I find that people who call the working class things like "Joe Sixpack" usually despise the people they're talking about even if they're advocating for their interests.

It figures this Porsche is in the O.C. with more Trust Fund Felons per capita than anywhere. Home of the sort of mammothrept that would turn its nose up at a 911, water-cooled slushbox or not. I wonder what they bought it instead. Seems like a nice price to me.

Yes.

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Drake and Mercedes G-Wagons. Both excessive and unnecessary, but make catchy noises.

I kind of take issue with your gate-keeping as to what is an enthusiast car. An enthusiast car can take many forms. Not everyone can afford a V8 AMG or its ilk. Or even afford to have a 2nd ‘enthusiast’ car like a used Miata/BRZ/Mustang etc. So those people might need to get something like a Mazda6. It can haul the…

Actually, this is very normal practice — and if you think the Limitation of Liability Act is “ancient” because it’s 173 years old, hoo boy..... You are in for a big surprise when you go and google “general averages” for the first time! Because wow, you obviously have not researched this at all if you’re talking about…