I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

people that list their cars for $1 should have their kneecaps broken.

They are solid fun movies. What I don’t understand is how Fast and Furious is a thing, but Mission Impossible I completely get.

This was FOUR YEARS AGO. Why the fuck did we, as a society, not just take him out back and shoot him right after the court case?

Here the average house price is up over 40% from last year.  Average price was already around 600k, for a 2000 squarefoot home on about less than a quarter acre of land.    It’s madness.

Not a big fan of subscription services for hardware, but it looks like the company will replace one set of lost or stolen earphones every 24 months if necessary. One reason I’ve never bought is AirPods (besides, you know, money), is that I’m convinced I would lose them within 24 hours.

...And that’s the problem, both with Britney and for any of us normies that has an asset that any greedy family member feels entitled to. Remember, the court recently had to admit there was no competency testing done before the conservatorship was started or made permanent.

The goal was never to help her gain control.  It was just to have control of her.

That is a normal part of conservatorships. 

Now, bring in the financial forensic investigators.

You still can! He’s got a website which is a bit easier to access then when I was a kid (which usually involved the correct alignment of the weather and some lucky repositioning of the rabbit ears).

It’s a little frustrating that some people are taking additional boosters in advance of official recommendations to do so when there are other parts of the world that are desperate for those vaccine doses. But by the same token, there are a lot of places here in the US throwing out expiring doses from lack of demand. …

Alas there is no vaccine for the Twitterrona, which has proven fatal for empathy, critical thinking skills, compassion, and shame. 

Seconded. It’s a useless pile of garbage.

A lot of people’s moms are going to be answering some uncomfortable questions in the near future.

It would probably get flagged for human review, and then you are trusting the judgment of someone who is definitely not paid enough for the shit they gotta deal with.

Help me on this:  Does that mean that the act of placing him on trial make the Lt. Governor the Acting Governor?

The same place where Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, and Quentin Tarantino were when they witnessed Harvey Weinstein’s abuse: the sidelines.

Didn’t you love the bit where he mentioned his family member who was sexually assaulted, as if that means anything.

Kinja is being particularly anti-image today.