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I finally ran my first half marathon this year! And then I ran a second one and shaved 7 minutes off my time to get under the 2:30 mark at 2:28. I’m so thrilled! I had plan to “retire” from the half distance after the second one, but .... maybe not? There’s one in March that I have my eye on, but I’m definitely plan

Back in April I set a goal of 70 lbs over 6 months, from Apr 24 to Oct 24. It was a helluva trip with intermittent fasting (worked great for me! but likely just due to caloric restriction) and zero-carb (from the ~220 in late Sept until hitting 206 on Oct 19) and seeing how my body reacts to meals and workouts. That

Fuck all that.

This reminds me of that time I didn’t win employee of the month and had my sisters call my manager every hour telling her that God would rain hellfire and plagues upon Papa John’s if my position wasn’t rightfully restored.

True — and I agree. If you wake up one day and decide to embrace your civil rights based on something a Kardashian says, you need more help than I’m able to give.

Bill Russell and I think you can go to hell, sir! Good day!

Tesla’s complaint asks for financial relief, which it says included costs to replace equipment, employee overtime wages, and lost profits

Each new Halo game since 2007’s Halo 3 gets some praise, then fades, and then is pointed to as a sign that the

Why didn’t he fire him in 2015 is not a messy answer tied up in legalese and HR red tape. College football programs fire coordinators and assistant coaches ALL THE FUCKING TIME for reasons much less important than “has repeatedly been credibly accused of beating his wife.” At worst, Ohio State would have to what - eat

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

This is also a good tool for stats junkies. I backpack frequently. Most tools will measure only the basics: heart rate, speed/cadence, inclination, elevation, etc. Generally, the heavier your pack, the slower your speed will be and the higher your heart rate. But your typical Apple Watch or RunKeeper app aren’t going

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

“Watching The NBA Finals At Oracle Arena With The Overlords And Oligarchs In Club Prick”

Milwaukee Police Chief Alfonso Morales held a presser this evening and released a statement apologizing for the unnecessary force used on Brown.

As a culture, we’re AWFUL at dealing with negative emotions and experiences. Just terrible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. NP. I’m here because the Raymond Babbit in me is fixated on the house. Why did the owner park it in front of his grandparents house and why did they bring the shades from their previous house they bought in 1946? And they aren’t aligned, definitely, definitley, not aligned.

My mind races...