‘85 solid axle 22R-E or GTFO!

An Accord wagon built in Marysville in 1980.

Yea something about that profile looks incredibly cheap. The traditional Hofmeister Kink shape seems to be a thing of the past.

annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it

heres mine!

If you look up video reviews of most of the major brands, and honestly, even some of the cheaper ones, you’ll see most modern A/T tires can survive pretty hardcore torture testing.

That’s just Dexter’s version of antifreeze.  I think it is called Dex-cool.

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

Toyota is the only one doing luxury correctly....

“I wanted an X5, but I also wanted people to know that I have invested in Bitcoin at some point in the past year.”

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Most people in Austin know how to read and write AND have access to, and utilize indoor plumbing. I think it just means that Austin is unusual for the south. 

1) shady dealership specializing in “lifted diesel trucks”...why is this car there?

I once bought a brand new 2003 GMC Yukon. I was definitely considering selling it before I hit 43 miles.

I was thinking the same thing... If you have to be paying attention, why not just drive? 

My first thought: if the Ambiguously Gay Duo lived in Gotham, they'd drive this.

Yes.

I’ll stick with mine but sure, the fifth gen is okay. The problem is, these are not cheap—you can’t touch one for under $30k, and they’re definitely not worth the $70k that some dealers are asking for black wheels and blue paint.

I will never tire of saying this...