“Clearly, the guy in the background is the most relatable thing about these photos.”

Barbara Bush channeled the Oscar statue at least once. She’s shown here with Arnold Scassi, her favorite designer and the one who came up with the homage to Hollywood’s Most Glamourous Night.

Plus, correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought when “other actresses” tagged designers on Instagram, it’s because they’re getting paid to do so?

Her homeless friend Richard, just like my boyfriend in Canada. How come you never see him? Oh, he’s busy with work. He uh...he does money stuff.

Yep. Who forced her to take the pictures?

You are right. I completely glossed over the Zambia part because I couldn’t believe that someone would brag about being skinny if the people around her were struggling to survive.

In these pictures, it is so painfully clear that she married him for his personality and good looks. 

Sadly, she’s NOT talking about a war-torn region of the world. If she saw any “rebels” at all during her time in Zambia, they were refugees. She’s a racist liar who apparently thinks all of Africa is made up of either (a) scary savages who want to assault her because she’s so beautiful or (b) adorably inspirational…

Could two people look any more like cartoon villains?

The fact that the author mentions chicken tenders not once but twice makes me think you are correct. I would imagine in these sorts of scenarios the publication pays but the interviewee picks out the meeting place? Is that how these sorts of things go typically?

SO MUCH FILLER!

I love that she thinks it’s just the gloves, when it’s *clearly* her smug-ass expression that sets the whole thing off.

I honestly can’t decide which look is more sinister,

To her credit, it’s a known fact that all first ladies are obsessed with famous actresses. Remember when Barbara Bush channeled Cher at the Oscars? Iconic.

I like how she thought implying that she wanted to get in on that sweet sweet actress turned instashill money would make the story seem better. Like see! I wanted to try and start getting clothes for free from designers by giving them exposure!!

I read this as Mnunchin had JSM laying around and Louise picked up the book and asked “what’s this?” as she scanned the back cover, and then, upon realizing what it was, quickly put it back on the bookshelf.

I’m of the opinion he doesn’t actually know anything about her.

My husband and I have a running joke wherein certain gifts or actions are immediate harbingers of divorce. For example, if I ever gift him Johnny Walker Blue Label that is a clear statement that the marriage is over.

Breaking down the first quoted graphs:

“I think social media has made her misunderstood and she is not at all the person that has been portrayed. She has a huge heart, is sensitive, deeply compassionate, and kind. She has humility and gentleness. She’s also funny and makes people laugh.… She loves gadgets and has a bird feeder in the backyard. She reads…