make sure this motherfucker doesn’t try to commit suicide.

What did honeydew do to you???????

I will accept this if it gets me more honeydew

You’re a monster.

If i chip in can i still have honeydew?i love me some honeydew

It’s the commitment to your persona which is truly admirable.

Honeydew, that’s the money melon

I like the idea but I don’t think we need to send the guards any more than 1 edible arrangement really. Great fruit, always looks and tastes good, but 1 is enough for really however many guards there are.

I want her on the Supreme Court.

Christ, you give those guys cookie bouquets and Nassar will get his shoelaces back in a matter of minutes. Plus, what am I going to tell the people at Edible Arrangement? Do you want to have that conversation with them, telling them they’ve lost another customer to those garbage sugar cookie displays? I sure as hell…

Cookie bouquet, my dude. Preferably sugar, covered in chocolate on wooden dowels.

Seriously, can she be the next Supreme?

room temperature honeydew at that!

Ok, so then I’ll write you down for an edible arrangement.

I’ll chip in. I want this scumbucket to live a long and miserable existence. No fresh air. Four walls, a bed, a blanket, a pillow, toilet, and sink. 15 minutes to shower every day. Maybe some books. A TV and four movies to cycle through. That, and a loop of EVERY victim impact statement playing 24/7 in his cell.

Honeydew? Speaking of cruel and unusual...

It’s like some superhero shit.

And what’s with the “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” quote? Does scorned = molested by your fucking doctor? Because in that case, like, yeah, hell should hath no fury like a woman molested by her doctor.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

What I did in the state cases was medical, not sexual, but because of the porn I lost all credibility.