He looks like an older version of the hot felon.

THIS. Thank you. I hate that they are the “ideal” when it’s such a caricature of what most women look like naturally. Some might have large butts but they also have the hips and thighs and stomach to match. I loathe idealizing their bodies because of how much surgery it took for them to look that crazy…

Oh honey.. that tone is lipo :) You can’t have abs like that with that much fat elsewhere.

Ego. Hot wife he can make sure is on his arm anytime he needs it. Girlfriends require more work that locking someone down?

So happy for you! :) I had the typical diamond fancy ring for my first marriage. (Ha, only been married the once). But if I ever did it again I would want a gem or something more unique. Thanks for sharing so I can keep this idea in my pocket should I ever get married again! :)

An ex got some tattoos post breakup and they aren’t terrible but one is particularly laughable. Shrug. His body, his life.

This. Someone mentioned shooting intruders, which I hadn’t heard but I sense there is something significantly more dreadful than those terrible things Elon is hinting at...

Chills. I swear I was watching a future president listening to her speak. Such poise, composure, and command. Oh, I cannot wait for her to lead us. 24 years and I am going to contribute to the Wadler campaign for POTUS.

That is fucking heartbreaking.

I feel like I was watching a future president listening to her. What poise and eloquence. I was so inspired and moved by everyone but her composure and speech were just incredible.

This is awesome! Good kid, awesome parents. :)

THIS. These kids give me hope.

Super shitty. I lost my wallet last week from my own carelessness and it got returned to me with everything still in it. I was so grateful. That is the only time I lost my wallet but I left a purse in a store when I was 15 and it had every dollar I owned (not much, I was a poor 15 y/o) and same thing. Returned with…

Dang.. even bleached the beard?

What a dick! Good call DTMFA.

I LOVE black pearls. I have a bracelet of unpolished (idk if that is standard for black pearls or not) black pearls and I love it so much. It is so beautiful and shines so many colors. I treasure it.

True! That works too.

It’s always Carol or Karen. So either way.

You’re missing a couple wickeds, bros, and some loyalty talk in that dialogue for it to be truly Bostonian. Otherwise, this holds up.

I read this as “woman dies after receiving GOP endorsed bee sting therapy” and thought... yea, that checks out.