Legit almost choked. I like you.

He’s actually talked about how he hates people saying nothing rhymes with orange.

OH MY GOD.

THIS. The “apology” is such bull shit. “I didn’t mean they were asking for it but they were totally asking for it” and “he has kids and a foundation so he couldn’t possibly be a bad guy”. I WANT TO RAGE. Why are women so fucking shitty to other women to defend asshole men?? The fuck is wrong with us??

Well, shit. Well done, Christian. Well done. <3

Holy shit... I leaned back in my seat watching it was so creepy and predatory.

He damn well should! I adore him. And my opinion matters to the Oscar people, right? RIGHT?!? ;)

Charlotte only kissed the gardener. They never had sex. TYVM.

She seems so hard and nasty to me too. It comes out every time she swats her husband away. But it is readily there under the surface.

THIS. I’ve never thought people are more beautiful than when they look at someone they truly love. Michelle is stunning on top of her millions of accomplishments and I love her love of her family. She is radiant. Always. I miss her so much. <3

She was beautiful before. The boobs are the only noticeable difference and makes me so sad for her and her future back problems. That surgeon is an ass and not looking out for her best interests.

Even more heartbreaking than all she said above: she was stunning before and couldn’t see it.

Holy wow... stunning.

This. My mom had a skin graft for cancer and her surgeon did such amazing work. You can’t even tell she had it done and it is right on her face. Her surgeon was lovely.

Since his penis was obviously lacking.

COME BACK, Barry. We need you.

Ewwwwww

I loathe both of their cuts. Katy’s especially because she is so grating trying to be cute and dorky and just not pulling it off.

Like the above comment, she is just so average to me. Anyone with blonde hair, full lips, and nice boobs could be her.

I’m obsessed with how beautiful Lupita is. She is a goddess to me, always. So gorgeous.