Pepsi Max is what all diet sodas aspire to be. It's the stuff angles cry and unicorns pee. PepsiCo just has the good sense to bottle it

Yeah, always declare EVERYTHING even if redundant. I had a pharmacometrics class that used fortran and if you didn't declare variables you'd get ridiculed and mocked

FORTRAN because it's old, archaic and people will give you the side eye when you tell them you know it.

Riboflavin (B2) makes your pee that bright yellow. It also florescence blueish under UV light. Strong florescence lighting has enough of a UV edge to make the riboflavin glow. The yellow color plus the blue florescent is a cool glowing color.

Foxx was definitely channeling Wanda for that bounce

But don't you know that she is the bestest person in the world. When she sneezes our knees wobble; when she pees, we faint with delight. J-Law is so amazing she could date rape alec baldwin and we would victim blame him for drinking too much and fat-shame him while at it

especially when the love for her comes from people who completely also hate other people for little valid reason (like Adam Levine). Every page here is either in favor of JLaw, hate for Levine and/or macklemore, and excuse making the Alec Baldwin (someone people love for no reason)

Since when do "small" trucks come with extended cap and second row seating? Small is a mid 90's ranger or mazda. This is the size of a last generation full sized with a 6 foot bed. Let's put a 4 foot bed on it and call it a microtruck

I hope she joins forces with Macklemore for the sole purpose of seeing Jezbel's collective heads explode from the cognitive dissonance

This is why, as an white upper middle class male, I don't try to help out any minorities ever. Because I'll just be seen as some sort of privileged hack using your cause as a way to feel better by myself. I got mine and I guess you don't need my help getting yours

What happened to Oscar's voice!?!

Wait, so I'm not suppose to tell the Boarder Agent I bought snow globes while in Niagara Falls for Chinese Buffet lunch??

North Buffalo represent!

Yeap, he's responsible for the death of a State Trooper and several inmates at the holding center. He's cocked blocked the DOJ's invesitgation and he's refusing to enforce the SAFE act. I'm so pissed he's gonna win in a red-neck libertarian southern Erie County landslide.

We got married by a small town judge in a historical building. we basically had to threaten his life with a kitchen knife for him to promise that there would be no mention of religion, god, or jesus. My mother in law was at the meeting and was like, maybe a little jesus wouldn't be bad, and we were like try it and…

you end singing along to Tyler, scaring the people you run by and end up having to talk to a cop about how you're not going to stalk the ladies

push back your schedule long enough and before you know if you have to run 90 miles in the span of 9 days which includes 4 hard runs

I, through some miracle, have convinced myself that if I miss a run because of the previous nights drinking I must have a drinking problem. This has struck with me well over 10 years now. I have done some long runs horribly hungover/still drunk from the previous night's escapades. I may feel like dick at the start…

Advice for a half-marathon. If your pace feels fast at the start prepare to be hurting by mile 10. If it feels comfortable slow down a touch

sorry, running hill is complete crap, I hate it. It's called speedwork in disguise and wanna know what? Speedwork sucks and being tricked into doing it is like being snapped in the junk with a wet towel. I like my speedwork on the track and my running routes flat.