We got married by a small town judge in a historical building. we basically had to threaten his life with a kitchen knife for him to promise that there would be no mention of religion, god, or jesus. My mother in law was at the meeting and was like, maybe a little jesus wouldn't be bad, and we were like try it and…

you end singing along to Tyler, scaring the people you run by and end up having to talk to a cop about how you're not going to stalk the ladies

push back your schedule long enough and before you know if you have to run 90 miles in the span of 9 days which includes 4 hard runs

I, through some miracle, have convinced myself that if I miss a run because of the previous nights drinking I must have a drinking problem. This has struck with me well over 10 years now. I have done some long runs horribly hungover/still drunk from the previous night's escapades. I may feel like dick at the start…

Had me won-over at "As you see I'm cutting towards myself so I can keep a close eye on the blade"

Advice for a half-marathon. If your pace feels fast at the start prepare to be hurting by mile 10. If it feels comfortable slow down a touch

sorry, running hill is complete crap, I hate it. It's called speedwork in disguise and wanna know what? Speedwork sucks and being tricked into doing it is like being snapped in the junk with a wet towel. I like my speedwork on the track and my running routes flat.