Technically, you didn’t say you would ban them, you just said they would be banned. Maybe you made it happen somehow behind the scenes, maybe you didn’t?

*A few months later, hes on late night TV, or Shark Tank selling his dent protectors

I’d like to see him explaining that to the insurance company.
“My car was blown up by the police”

While I was in the car, a woman hit my side mirror with a shopping cart. I got out to say some words that would have got me ejected from a hockey stadium, but checking the mirror, there was no damage, and her car was an old Saturn that looked lived in, so I left it alone. I did stop going to that grocery store after…

I can imagine a scenario where he thought those bumpers were a good idea, but the suction cups occasionally pop off, so he has that as a backup.

I heard from a Jeep owner that got metal tube steps/running boards, they said if someone threw their door into it, all they would do it get a dent on their door and leave some paint on the undamaged step

Not sure if you could get one on an Outback, but I heard from a Jeep owner that got metal tube steps/running boards, they said if someone threw their door into it, all they would do it get a dent on their door and leave some paint on the undamaged step

If I got hit twice in a parking lot, id start going somewhere else. even Costco isn’t worth getting your car messed up

“absolutely”
*holding a bag of stick on letters

For liability/safety reasons, some mechanic shops try to avoid having random people go under the lift, or even into the work area. They should let you take it to a different shop to inspect it though.

Five more questions they don’t want you to ask.
Whats that smell?
What’s that knocking sound, is it supposed to sound like that?
Why does it show letters on the odometer?
Why is there black tape on the instrument panel?
Why is the name of your business different from last week?

That makes sense, but state policy doesn’t always have to make sense, or follow the best interests of the country (example, Russia)

Can’t help noticing you said harsh, but didn’t say untrue

I hope the insurance companies get together and take the kia boys into court for their part in this

I used to have an alarm that would cause the key fob to sound if something hit the car. Once it went off, and I walked over to the window to see someone had thrown their door into my car. I walked out and saw a big dent in the door, so I threw my full sized door into theirs as hard as I could

It says they were attached with suction cups, so they will just get a different color spot on the paint after a while. Also, who would want to drive around with your car looking like that? Blue painters tape can be used for a short time with no ill effects

Coming soon: “Sour Mash Orb gaming tournament”

Today, that dude works at JetBlue! (probably)

The opposite of a Pasteurist

It doesn’t say, but this was Superfog, so probably faster than a speeding bullet.