That’s not even mentioning the tag, tax, and insurance, assuming he’s not skipping those.

Its not easy to drive into the side of a truck when it is laying in the highway

No game over? that guy from Aliens is going to be disappointed.

Dr Strange shows up

Zer’s mother had many, many offspring, to make sure the shop will go on

Women en masse really need to do everything they can to get the laws changed by using their voice and the vote

Sometimes you have to work on the car you’ve got,
cheap, expensive, boring or not.

That’s a great point, but have you considered this?

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“It’s not a good game of air hockey if the puck doesn’t fly off the table and hit someone, risking a fight or getting thrown out.”

*other guy in space suit
“shut up and fix the window!”

*activates filter to alter appearance
*officer starts to talk angrily, stops for a moment.”I didn’t know it was you, sir, you are free to go”

on a later stop, driver activates filter, chooses cat head by mistake
officer “Hey...wait a minute!

crazy like le renard

What? not a big logo across the forehead, and a tear for each recall notice?

Whoops, it was on Train mode instead

I don’t think anyone was placing values on lives. Airshows are carefully planned out, flights are rehearsed. People who run airshows often have friends and family in the crowds and great effort is taken to prevent accidents.

Although better than a sudden unexpected crash,
autoeject sounds like it would be a terrible experience
surprise, you’re outside

At least there would be a lot less traffic on the way there
#alwaysthebrightside

You know the other pilots are not going to let him forget about this.
“dude, wheres my plane?”

lobster pancake apple strudel day

sounds like you’ve already tried them

imagine a non crisp taco shell thats soaked in grease, and some meatlike taco filling thats greasier that taco bell on a bad day.
Then imagine hearing people rave about the tacos nonstop when they hear you went there, like the cult of In N Out