“thanks for letting us go home in unsafe driving conditions, instead of earlier”

they use the same glue on those they use for the turn signal stalk, so they tend to fall off

They should have to walk to jail to know what the victims had to go through

This is a lot more to look forward to than last month’s writer’s strike Lego sets.

When reached for comment, Elephant Mario was like ‘That’s not how Miyamoto works’

I would replace ‘video taken by someone in their car’ with ‘video on Tiktok’

You have me convinced. But what now?

pigkidknee

“The ribs look done down there, send in the BBQ investigation/response unit

It sounds like they are putting in a lot of effort to avoid making a Super Mario Bros. Blunder

Commenter talks about his disbelief that anyone would still, in this day and age, go out and buy themselves a truck that requires the cab to be taken apart for repair of a minor rear collision.

Just wait until Niantic starts releasing AI generated Pokemon

That is a bold statement. What did bananas ever do to you?

Several of the recent class action lawsuits in the news were started by the same guy in California, and the same law firm.

They should have the King on the stand as a witness

“that’s my favorite song!” *sings along really badly until they turn it off

*Later she gets home and there are questions about the charge for 23 lbs of baby on the receipt

Thanks for the reminder that respect for other people is often overlooked

Did you know he was a character in the Mandalorian?

“Crikey, it’s a dangerous A.K.I.! These have enough venom to kill several grown men”