Why can’t both things be true?

Taking a long swig from a Faygo grape soda, Arenado added, “Truly distances and magnets are some of the greatest wonders of mankind."

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

So HS girls showing her ass in a swim meet is wrong but a PABPOTUS can show his entire ass to the world and it’s perfectly acceptable. What a country.

Stop punishing young women for making you horny.

“Affluenza”

This is not Brock Turner Syndrome and this guy wasnt “given a lenient sentence.” He has not been sentenced. The Judge made the decision that he was not a flight risk. That is all the Judge was looking at in this stage. 

2-14, most likely. 

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Softball fields are a lot smaller. Home to first is 20 yards vs 30 yards in baseball. Pitches are thrown from 43 ft, vs 60.5 feet in baseball. The homerun fence at centerfield about 220 ft vs closer to 400 ft in baseball.

“Good internetting” is just clicking on the tweet. I’m not a blogger. Or your mother. But you are childish, for sure.

Sick-burn of a conjecture, there. I’m not hinting at any BUT IT’S NOT FAIR FOR THE BOYS, cheekily or otherwise. Rather, upon reading this article I did what seems rather natural, i.e. to recall my own high school experience from 20 years ago, after which the thought occurred to me that Shit, the way it was set up then…

And the people dying in the simile’s hospice are responsible for those outstanding parking tickets, and should, in theory, be held responsible for not yet paying them. But theory and reality don’t always line up, and sometimes unpaid parking tickets get de-prioritized in the face of stuff like impending death.

I get that the Raiders are idiot clownfucks trying to run with their shoes tied together, but I don’t get the point of this vast apologia on Brown’s behalf from someone who knows literally none of the people involved but thinks it sounds kinda similar to this one thing he saw at band football camp twenty years ago.

Yeah I don’t know what part of the article Kelsey was reading there. Slapping Title IX violations on Inglewood seems like trying to go into a hospice center to collect on the patients’ outstanding parking tickets.

A girl who sees—for example—that her softball field is never mowed and the dirt is full of rocks while the boys baseball field is kept in immaculate condition is seeing a lack of compliance with Title IX

High Schools need to do what colleges have been doing for over 25 years. Start eliminating boys sports (like wrestling, men’s swimming, etc). Because the only way to make sure my daughter is being treated fairly is to take away opportunities for my son.

Well, I think everyone (that isn’t an inbred Yinzer) gave AB the benefit of the doubt when he was on the Steelers because Tomlin is a feckless chud and Ben is a fucking rapist idiot given carte blanche to do as he pleases by the GM publicly. Sanders, Bryant, Bell, Blount and Brown all fucking hated him and said so.…

Seriously; they related over food they missed, and she “knew then that it wasn’t going to last”? I’m guessing he probably said “Yeah, I agree” when she pulled the “It’s not you, it’s me” line.