It sounds like Laura Goetz is playing on Fridays.  But yeah, probably not a lot of them have the chops.

I asked for comment from each of the members of the NFL, none have responded to me. How telling.

“90-mph softball as a pitcher.”

Yeah I may have overestimated the time it takes but Bouchard is still playing right?  Just not doing well at all?

Why shouldn’t it?  There are a lot of bullshit things about the NFL and the way they treat players, but there’s no way a guy should be able to sign a contract then not make any attempt to fulfill it.  Breach of contract = no pay

Seeing as there are a shitload of outcomes that would fall between the two, sure.

I feel like she’s going to be #1 for several years and win a ton of majors *or* flame out completely by 25.

“Go ahead and post your rankings so we can all make sure that the “proper” protesting is being done..

You seem to be bad at math. One is 25% over represented, the other is 10% overrepresented.

I suspect you won’t be getting responses to this very coherent rebuttal.  Shame.

Do we have any confirmation of other scenarios where the same process occurred (i.e. primary writer hired, then secondary co-writer brought on board after the fact) and there was less of a discrepancy? There needs to be more research presented instead of “look at this, it *must* be because of race and gender”.

The keyboard commander here is clearly you. I bet you don’t do a damn thing in real life, probably just sit quietly then act big in a safe place. But keep getting them judgement endorphins while you do absolutely nothing to help the causes you support.

This is a very reasonable take.  Sometimes those fly around these parts, sometimes they don’t.  Seems like this is one of those don’t times.  Shame.

Your worst story is that you had a conversation about food and your home life and that was a dealbreaker.

It seems your personality is to be a giant asshole online.  Maybe you’d be better off with a purchased one?

Performative outrage on behalf of a person who was not upset at all is really funny to me and absolutely on point with Jezebel.

*Giant freaking eyeroll*

Milkshake ducks as far as the eye can see

In real life?  Almost certainly.  On Twitter?  Maybe...

Are you guys trapped in a gymnasium too?!