He is. Many people who aren’t lying have said he’s a decent golfer. He plays like 200 times a year.

As much as we like to make fun of Trump, he’s actually a decent golfer (who cheats to make it seem like he’s actually good). He’d have little to no issue making contact and probably would have okay power.

I was ready to pull out a “are you fucking serious” response so I appreciate this second one.

To be clear on this, I don’t think you should *ever* aim at the pitcher with the intent of hitting them or with reckless disregard (such as aiming at his head hoping that he’ll get out of the way in time). Mistakes happen. I pitch and I know that when I get pitched certain spots, my risk of hitting middle goes up.…

I basically never go middle unless the infielders pinch me, and even then I’m usually aiming a decent amount left or right of center. I’m not killing a pitcher to win in rec league.

Maybe not in U-trip.

“By mid-season, I just targeted the pitcher’s head and hoped he was quick enough to move.”

Great false equivalence there.

I have a feeling he puked  within an hour though.

I don’t know about calling the cops but I sure as shit say something to them.

Nah, sometimes it’s just about having an ax to grind with Jezebel, and pretending you don’t already know Katy Perry’s cat name in order to throw a dig at them, my dogwhistling friend.

Jezebel be lovin’ cat names, for sure. Nice of you to assume everyone there is a woman and that only women like cat names, sexist.

Let’s run through her article history at Deadspin:

How she didn’t get fired after that boggles my mind. 

7 or 8 blocks downfield, makes sense.

What is it like working for the Giants?

It’s almost like he’s irresponsible.

Makes as much sense as anything else.

Does he not have just one other WR friend who he trusts?  Do we believe he’s even actually tried the other helmets at this point?

It’s really funny to see someone say something wrong (i.e. that he gets to keep the money if he doesn’t play), then double down and call people idiots for pointing it out.