This is the "Retribution Cup" for the US

If you re-arrange the letters in "Darren Rovell" you get "Loved Real RnR"...makes about as much sense

Gene Jizzik's DNA was all over that Iron Bowl

Definitely this guy

This is actually standard courting etiquette at ASU

O'DOYLE RULES!

Ah, the Roethlisberger Defense

Brian Sabean: [stares blankly at stat sheet on Brian Wilson]

Another example of Socialism subverting our Capitalist utopia...Thanks Obama

Did anyone else notice the the both teams are represented by the initials "VAR"?

He was actually pointing at John Rocker, who was sitting on the first base line, and yelling "you trying to steal my thunder?"

Mike Mordecai: Yeeeessssssssssssssssssss, back on top!

I hate to be a rugby snob but a "scrum" is, perhaps, the most organized thing that takes place on a rugby pitch. It bugs me to no end that people use it to describe violent chaos. Here are some alternatives: ruck (if you want to stick to the rugby analogies), melee, fracas, rumpus, fray, or Olbermann.

Most shocking pull out since Steve Phillips

The mounds there are a little higher than usual because that's where Loria hides all the money

Those two would crush So You Think You Can Dance, especially doing a Mia Michaels contemporary routine

Joey owns this teapot:

Where is my pay check?

The architect must be really anal about his design

Lennay Kekua is a huge Marlins fan