How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

“I put in all of this work into making my costume accurate down to the seams and the only thing will happen is that some Trilby Baby will comment about my boobs.”

It is exactly that. Unfunny and sad.

Do people find the manchild-husband/ballbreaking-wife dynamic funny? It always seems lame, as a comedy bit. As a personal arrangement it just seems...sad.

Yup. A friend of mine met him because her mother was the president of his oldest fan club, back in the day. He flew their whole family out to one of the Pirates sets and gave them all generous gifts, and was very kind. Another friend of mine is related to the side of Depp’s family that he apparently never talks to,…

Cool, so the security guard assaulted himself, the hotel room trashed itself, Winona Ryder misremembered things to Natalie Portman, Kate Moss ripped up photos of herself in a fit of jealousy, all those beers drank themselves and then went on television and drunkenly stumbled through that speech, the car drove itself…

It’s the sheer smugness of the whole freaking thing that got to me. And I work out a lot and eat healthy too, and I don’t walk around acting like that.

I know. The idea that he thinks that joke is funny is what bothered me.

I am so tired of Matt fucking McGorry. SO FUCKING TIRED.

Women don’t poop; it’s a filthy liberal lie.

Jesus Christ this is a condescending post. Sinead O’Conner has had 20 years of professional help. For many people mental illness is a life sentence. So your assertion that “it works” is both a lie and a slap in the face to people who aren’t going to ever permanently recover.

Weird fact: a huge chunk of modern statistical theory was developed by eugenicists for the purposes of finding better eugenics strategies. This doesn’t really detract from the value of statistics.

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

Some people are going to rage about this, but this is kind of a point that needs to be made. All this overheated anti-abortion rhetoric absolutely has the potential to inspire unbalanced nutjobs like Dear. The anti-choice movement needs to stop behaving like it doesn’t, and that it isn’t responsible for what happens.

Lies! LIES! Have you ever put Milk Duds in the fridge and then tried to eat one? That’s a workout, my friend.

can I have your stuff?

I, for one, welcome our new Vocaloid overlords.

Why are you saying “Woof” when you’re a cat? YOUR POST MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!