There is a distinction, and it’s— You know, fuck it. It’s like explaining speciation in cockroaches.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

She could have been president.

I sterilized myself at 36 by getting divorced, moving back in with my parents to go to grad school and help take care of my aging grandpa, and never going out and doing anything ever. Much cheaper than paying for a surgery.

The English really need to take a lesson from America.

You Excel at this.

Was inspired to try this approach with my boss this morning. Do not recommend.

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.