Someone quick, grab the trophy and hand it over to the largest non issue this week!

True. I raped like seven people while typing this.

Though that argument should go over like gangbusters here at Jez.

Infuriating? Is it, really? That resident must not have a lot going on lately.

Motherffff....shit man. Oklahoman here, the biggest talk this past year has been about how the schools are broke. Teacher layoffs afoot. So they keep slashing funding...yet...this? // On a side note, we had zero sex-ed and I went to 5 high schools (tough divorce situation), but the one I graduated from has opened a…

Fridge Budi is a terrible idea, even by a childs standard. They’re the “fetch” of the kitchen, never gonna happen.

That’d be a good joke though. I live among the vast Indian casinos and see that all too frequently.

Nope :) Been there, not worth it. Good thing my pull out game is strong.

Shhh...they’ll hear you!

It’s funny, because I’m in Tulsa friggin Oklahoma and have seen zero, zip, nadda about this from (my) social media. These blog sites and hitting Explore Posts on Instagram are on fire about this though. I saw some meme that had a picture of audience members squinting and it was captioned to the likes of, “White people…

I preordered The Division and wanted to jump in that Beta but they never sent my PSN code to redeem the download so I’m SOL I guess...back to goddamn DayZ.

“Hoverboard” “Future” “Generation” ...better film this on 8mm??

That’s weird, I always thought fuckboy primarily meant manwhore, that’s what we used to say when I was in college in the early aughts. But then again, I’m the white person who arbitrarily steals slang and mends it to his own meaning. Hmm, that and grenade. We used to say that half a decade before *gag* the Jersey…

The fuck you wouldn’t care if they’re sweaty lol. I’ve worked IT all my life and I’m a pretty skinny guy usually surrounded by Jabba the Hutts. You ever smell a sweaty Jabba?? You’d pray for locked joints over Eau de Taint any day.

I used to install surveillance systems in courthouses and jails (city and county) and I learned a Hell of a lot about people who get put in a cell. I was alarmed about the suicide rates and how the majority of people who commit suicide in jail are in for minor offenses. Back to my comment about surveillance, there…

Midway through page 3 of 9 she states, “we are Floridian-Americans”. That was enough for me.

Does it just speak to the markup cost?

From all of these comments you guys make me like my gym even more. Yes I'm a guy, but there are a lot of females who train at my gym and everyone integrates and there's no awkward creeping (noticeably anyway). The girls all talk to the guys and the guys all talk to the girls. Maybe it boils down to personality?

*sarcasm* Ugh...it's obvious she injects mass amounts of testosterone in an attempt to be like a man. Blizzard is basically saying women are useless unless from the chin down, they are but a man.