he didn’t say toucher & pretend-rich.

To anyone else planning to make some snide comment about the relation of the father’s crimes to the son’s, please, go right ahead.

Can Deadspin put a word limit on Billy’s articles?

Watch out, his hair is making a break for it!

You say that, but that’s kind of what Trump does, and in no way do I respect him more for being a stubborn penis.

What a fucking snowflake.

I’m so happy H. Chung kicked his ass.

You get Kerrygold where you are?

Well, national anyway.

It is weird how sports are held to different standards. In baseball, steroids are treated as a crime against humanity but in football no one gives a shit. In cycling, there’s been police raids against blood doping, the US government spent millions going after Lance Armstrong. Yet in swimming, which is just as dirty,…

I GOT THIS ONE!

Christ probably thinks you’re a real asshole, Tennys.

Did you not see the “New England vs Everyone” sign at the game yesterday? Trust me, they’re getting worse. Besides, imagine how salty they get if the refs actually call a penalty on them in the Super Bowl.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

If Pita can grab a medal, he will surely go down as a national gyro.

98 wasn’t twenty years ago, it was only ... oh god

Paul Pierce took a stab at being reasonable, but IT did not follow the plan.

Sometimes you even come across fans from Boston who somehow embody both traits simultaneously, which is fun.

It’s okay to leave high school behind, guys.