Nothing happened to England.  England happened to England.  Its tradition.  And the British love tradition

Meet the new England. Same as the old England.

Croatian players are spending more time kicking the English vs. the ball

A political appointment is not about politics? Really?

White heterosexual men controlled a 100% of America vs. a measly 95-96% currently

“When I was a lil chil, we used to hang them no good n—-gs by their blackety black necks. We gone don’t do that no more son. N they’s callin us racist? Y’all know who are the real racists - is them Demecrats”

I liked the game too. I am not sure what folks are complaining about. France played a great defensive game. Defensive tactics are fun to watch too. Yeah France could have flopped less and wasted less time, but that is part of the strategy any team employs in a high stakes game. They did nothing out of line. Belgium…

You didn’t watch the game but you have opinions, man.

Hazard was the only one who really showed up for Belgium.  De Bruyne was off his game.  And Lukaku was MIA.  

France did what they had to do. Scary talented. Now imagine a France with a Benzema upfront instead of Giroud. Giroud couldn’t kick a ball in an empty net.

It is certainly idiotic to do this while playing a tournament in Russia- you know the country that invaded Ukraine.

They will discuss any misunderstanding with Vida over a nice cup of tea.

Gotta bring home the bacon

Or get elected POTUS

Courtois was the man of the match. Amazing saves. And he single handedly denied Brazil the second goal. A great game.

Um, from a strictly sports commentator perspective I guess this is true. But that is like being the tallest dwarf. But SAS sorta defended hitting a woman (by wanting to explore the “elements of provocation”) so he is still quite the shithead.

You gotta turn the damn thing on first Cousins

+1 low hanging fruit (also hanging, Eli’s slack jaw)

He drinks what he likes, eats what he likes, snorts all he likes, and still beds all the hot chicks he can stay awake for. So I am guessing Jack gives a fuck all about aging well.

You get to go to the back of hell.