I am with you brother (or sister) on the no mayo on sandwich part. Nothing more disgusting than mayo as sandwich lubricant except the egg/chicken/tuna salad ones, which are different things altogether.

Mayo is good, but butter is better. Butter kicks ass. When I die I want my corpse slathered in the best butter my (hopefully) grieving relatives can afford and then burned in the open air for all to witness.

Destroying? An optimist I see.

Bootstraps, hard work and some of the colonel’s delicious chicken with secret spices.

Free labor you say? Well it is the South. Getting young black men to toil for rich white guys for free is kinda their thing.

“I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get”

Yeah, we are fucked. The amount of anti American hatred this asswipe is stirring up in every country (even places that have no reason to hate us) will long outlive his Presidency (or his life). He is Dubya on steroids as far as flaming anti-American sentiment is concerned.

We also appear to have the wrong way

Jordon was and is increadibly petty. Everyone knows this. Did you by chance watch his HoF speech? He might be the GOAT but he is small minded dick. A lot of great players are. Pierce’s glory day wouldn’t be reduced by a 1-2 minute tribute to IT who was a stand up player for Boston. Pierce is a petty dick and Jalen was…

I hate lawyers so much I am considering suicide

The only thing lawyers delete are incriminating evidence. They otherwise have pretty thick skins.

These are Boston fans. So there is that.

Yes. Rondo’s being a dick. As are you

Ha ha

I’ve have banana trouble my entire adult life.

Bortles is the man. B-O-R-T-L-E-S. He will “bore” into Tommy and then totally “les” it with Giselle.

Didn’t take him time to go all capitalist

So you have a bit of success and turn all capitalistic. I am disappoint comrade.

Even your non-humble brag is humble New Englander. As Twamy’s and Hoody’s favorite President would say, #SAD. You guys don’t know the first thing about swagger. You mostly act all hurt and offended that others hate your very successful team.

Fuck you. I was a Jets fan. WAS. But that still hurts.