Can we do a Santorum thing here? So when anyone googles “cunt” Donny’s ugly tangerine mug shows up.

If Comey can bring down Donny, I would offer him a courtesy hand job. One time offer.

I just want Merkel to slap this orange bitch in public.

France has nuclear weapons as well.

This movie was gold.

About the canned vs. dried, frankly friend you are full of shit. Some thoughts:

A pressure cooker is the most versatile tool for the chef in a hurry. All asian families swear by it and there is nothing from a brisket to dry beans that a pressure cooker can’t fix. More people should use it.

Just no. Carcinogens in a bottle and tastes like shit. If you want to add smoked flavor get a charcoal and heat the shit outa it (a gas stove helps) till it glows and smokes. put it in a foil pouch and then float it inside your pot of beans (or whatever) and put the lid on for 15-20 mins. It is a bit of work but…

All true.

Also, how is boning a seductive vampiress remotely comparable to screwing a grizzly bear?

Some thoughts:

Ghosts don’t have physical form so even if you can see em its like jacking off. So no.

More like eMMAsculating poor Viktor!

Don’t know. Donny’s been pretending to be elite all his life. But the New Yorkers with real wealth just take a look at his faux gold gaudy tacky house and snigger behind his back.

Can’t blame him. Even Trump’s wife is repulsed by him. Macron probably spent an hour washing and disinfecting his hands after.

The GOP hates rich? I don’t know which GOP you been analyzing friend. Rich is all it takes to be loved by the GOP.

Well you show us how to sit properly with the world’s hugest hemorrhoid!

Woof!

Exactly. Shorter Alex, our govt. lies and our Press are preening idiots. I can’t believe his solution is let’s have less press.

Hearing people lie brazenly on a regular basis to our faces also tells us something. There is a reason Spicy’s briefings get so much airtime. Canceling the press briefings makes them seem more in control and less liar-y and for that very reason alone cancelling the briefings seems like a bad idea.