I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

I know civilians don’t like having their knees capped that much, but I still object to the Camaro retaining its brick shape and tiny windows from the 5th generation.

All you need to know before playing Forsaken: Destiny is a fantastic game developed and updated by a group of people who do not seem to understand why people like it, who keep changing things for the worse or breaking things for the better, and who will inevitably fall on their faces while simultaneously lodging their…

This is almost exactly how I described my experience with the game to coworkers. Most of the time I would get weird looks because they found it weird that I didn’t absolutely love it.

I wanted to love Horizon so much. The plot was right up my alley, I loved the character models and graphics, and dino-robots are always cool. But it just wasn’t fun to play in the moment. I ended up watching a Let’s Play and calling it good.

Only 5% of women’s pockets can fit a man hand, meaning I have to keep my severed man hands in an NPR tote bag, which is honestly just a mild inconvenience.

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They are small, but it bugs me that the two worlds just can’t be kept separate. There’s no reason for the overlap. I don’t enjoy the PvP at all, and so I just don’t do it, but between the Call to Arms milestone, various catalysts, and occasional quest step that make it a requirement, you miss out on non-PvP content by…

The fat, in my opinion, is what makes a ribeye awesome. It is delicious fat. You can’t eat it every day, and that only adds to the experience.

What’s up with sneakers these days having that weird chunky heel thing going on? I’m not a fan, it stands out so much. And both adidas and nike have a strange styrofoam look. I know it’s probably some kind of cool space-age jumping technology, but yeah, it just makes me think of cheap styrofoam. Get off my lawn!

Jidenna. Just. Stop. Can’t you just be talented, wealthy, and attractive? Performative “sadness” is about as ridiculous as performative “wokeness.”

“but he was talented!”

he does not like Houston as a city.

Yesterday I got my 3 year old to pee standing up for the first time. He celebrated with us and then began to cry pretty much immediately thereafter. Turns out he had to poop and he was afraid he had to start doing it standing up for the rest of his life.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

If you can’t call kids “little dude” or “El Duderino,” then what’s the point?

We’re through the millennial looking glass here.

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.

Them: “The all-digital future will be great! No one needs physical media anymore! Get with the program, olds!”

Me: “You won’t own a damn thing you purchase (not that we did with physical media either; dem EULAs), and eventually, companies will start selling your childhood back to you via subscription services.”

Them:…