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And it’s awfully easy to run around impregnating women left and right when you’re a fucking billionaire who can afford to pay for their upbringing

None of this is surprising to the guy who thinks Twitter is some sort of bastion for free speech as long as you pay to be verified and abide by his arbitrary rules. And it’s awfully easy to run around impregnating women left and right when you’re a fucking billionaire who can afford to pay for their upbringing and

Undertones? I’ve seen more subtle undertones at the Folsom Street Leather Fair.

If these turds are concerned about trafficked and sexually abused kids, go visit any Christian fundamentalist compound or any Catholic Church. Those places are ground zero for that shit. 

This nimrod WOULD think that Patrick Bateman was a fucking hero.

“Well, the front fell off!”

Did . . . did he really, unironically, use Gigachad in this ad as some signifier of his manhood? 

Did they raid Ron’s laptop folder marked “SUPERSTRAIGHTRONSPRIVATE” for this video content?

Republicans: Protect our kids!

The same weirdos trolling through the internet for evidence of torture chambers in the non-existent basements of pizza parlors are those that vote for Republicans that gladly attack education, social security and food programs for millions of children in poverty.

Exactly. Metal doesn’t spontaneously sheer like that. Someone had to be ignoring clear signs of stress for some time. 

Here’s your daily reminder that Ron DeSantis regularly hung out with his underage high school students at parties and drank alcohol with them, but loves to accuse any and every other person of “child grooming” - another case of deflection and hypocrisy 

The fact that routine ‘daily’ inspections missed damage this catastrophic — and by all accounts, for over a week — would mean that *NONE* of the rides in the park are safe. Because their ‘inspections’ aren’t worth shit. And both the owners of the park *AND* the inspection staff need to be brought up on charges of

I went in with low expectations, but goddamn wtf was that video

“As part of our comprehensive safety protocols, all rides, including Fury 325, undergo daily inspections to ensure their proper functioning and structural integrity.”

Given maintenance teams are supposed to visually inspect the track on coasters every day before giving the goahead to operate and the crack was visibly forming at least a week before it was caught, you've got to wonder what the Hell they were looking at during those track walks.

I’d really think twice about going back if the employees’ response was just a shrug to a report of major structural damage on a roller coaster.

If they keep going to this park, it probably won’t even need to be for that long.

I wonder if that’s an engineering error in addition to the structural failure? Thanks to the action shot you can see how that part is probably getting stressed in ways not intended.

Better give this guy’s family a season pass for life.