At the end of the segment there was blurb on the screen about how Senator Thomas Eagleton had to step down as running mate to George McGovern in 1972 after it was discovered that he had suffered bouts of depression, including hospitalizations. He served in Congress another 15 years, but times sure have changed (well…

I don’t care who you are or what your politics are, it’s refreshing to see the reality, to hear the reality and to face the reality. Name the condition, it’s just nice to see people in positions of power being open and honest about their own experiences. It’s supportive and healthy. He’s going to be a person others…

*elon musk has enthusiastically entered the chat*

This is what happens when white people have too much money and time on their hands. 

Authorities said they got more tips in the case after the original $5,000 reward was increased to $15,000

Recently returned to the office after three years at home. I forgot how horrifying the pooping experience can be when in a room with multiple other poopers mere feet away. And add that my work terlet lacks the bidet features, its like going back to the Stone Age.

Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

The European version of this lasts about 10 seconds.

“there would be no influencers at all” I’m very interested in this alternate timeline, although I don’t know if it’s my hope for utopia or macabre fascination with what horror would replace influencers as we know them, driving it

I mean, there’s still all that horrific shit of him sliding into underage girls DMs and telling them they’re hot jailbait.

Trump wants a perp walk; therefore, I would send SEAL Team 6 to swoop in and whisk him away in a windowless cargo van at 2:30 a.m.

There is 0% chance of a perp walk. The right would go absolutely insane. Also, Bragg, bless his heart, has been trying to play this straight and I can’t imagine he wants the drama.

Nothin’ better than a writer that can’t even get concepts/terms right spreading fear.

“Anti-biotic-resistant strains”

It isn’t something for most of us to panic about yet. However, we should be concerned, not just for the sick and already infirm, but because if we allow it to rampage unchecked through these populations we are creating the perfect breeding ground for it to pick up one of those mutations that might make it become a…

My girlfriend and I wanted to play this, but we’re on the fence about getting Japanese citizens pregnant. We have a lot on our plate already.

Please tell me there’s at least one drag queen in Florida performing under the name Rhonda Santis.

There are 19 Hooters in the state of Florida.

Including being 38 and living with his mom. At least he has a room upstairs? But yeah, really living up to the stereotypes here. 

Now before everybody jumps on here and says he looks like what you’d expect a 4Chan tough guy to look like, hear me out...

He looks exactly like I would expect a 4Chant tough guy to look like.