So what you’re saying is that you are pretty much perfect!

Nice command of grammar!

Sorry...playing ‘tag’ with ExcuseMyEnglish right now. No time to exchange banter with an over-the-top practical-minded person like you. However, to the best of my knowledge nobody...and I mean fucking nobody...writes cheques for everyday expenses. Who the hell takes cheques anymore?

Depends whether its done with a broomstick or not!

You “sent him straight to the principal”? What kind of a fucking moron are you. You take him to the principal, explain what happened, insist that the police be called and get the piece of shit charged with assault. It’s unfortunate that you have to be put in that position but its also a chickenshit way of dealing with…

I guess in the first instance the instigation was the production and dissemination of nude selfies. Forget the fact that each of the participants in this story sound like complete fucking ass-wipes but anybody with half a brain understands that nude selfies are a major “no-no”...ever!

So what we have again is another argument for making the education system responsible for bringing up children...in all facets of their life. The school should not be responsible for adjudicating any off-campus outside-of -school-hours events over which they have no input or control. If, in the situation you describe…

statistical average

You did the math so you know how the fuck...

Get a life!

And they go best with a fine chianti!

The iron fist always works better with a well-oiled rubber glove...goes in the ass easier!

You fucking turd! Buccaneer 9 is absolutely correct. Grow up a little bit!

You made it way to easy, and I’ve got a lot more to do than spar on Gawker with someone who has expectations of the intellectual level of his/her opponent. The effective way of doing this is to identify the level of your opponent and respond accordingly. I did that. However, I won’;t pretend that you don’t intrigue…

Yeah, you can wait...until you do something else stupid like pay for groceries with your credit card. In the meantime learn the proper use of the English language you stupid fuck!

Tell the caller to send the bag of cash to you...you’re home free as long as you’re not Dale Skeen.

Who the fuck pays for groceries using a credit or debit card? What the hell is the world coming to? Carry some cash you stupid fuck!

Next time give them the address of some low, skanky whorehouse and tell that Carl doesn’t want to be found there bu to keep on trying.

Next time answer “Carmelo speaking”...see if you can get anything of value (or at least a blowjob) from the caller.

Sounds like someone you could get a special fuck from.