Do you have one that fits over your mouth too?

A couple of assholes is my guess!

Don’t wear anything...the gross old men won’t have to tire themselves out getting your clothes off before they fuck you!

Well, I’m thinking she’s got one of the two nailed down! Now if she can just get someone to make her up like Al Jolson, she’s a shoo-in.

Easy solution...never, ever go out!

You’re trying just a little too hard!

Nah, that isn’t it! I’m pretty sure that Donald sees Carly as someone he can eventually fuck....no sense making the road any harder to hoe.

DBSaPBT....I’m pretty sure you do just fine without a license. I’m thinking you really don’t need one!

No need for you to get a license....the best vaginas are generally the unlicensed ones!

So does pushing your body...at least your fist...into a vagina!

she sucks his dick....there fixed it for you

You mean my cousin?

Pretty much every man in the world slept with Esther Rolle in the ’70’s

Which labia....minora or majora? Big difference

Well it would help explain the hair color!

Easy solution to that problem...only let him fuck you in the ass...no kids to worry about...ever!

Too bad he’s such a fucking retarded asshole! He deserves nothing more than a huge black cock up his ass about 10 -12 times a day!

Unfortunately Janice Dickenson is a total cunt! I wouldn’t believe her if she said ‘up is up’!

How the fuck do you know that?

Aahhh..the truth finally comes out! Jealousy!