Still. all in all I’d fuck Ronda seven ways to Sunday!

Yeah...it won’t let her get stoned for more than a couple of months!

Yeah...great sentiment! Until you need a cop.

works for me.

Maybe a crazy fit body, but sounds like a dyke to me!

Yeah...that’s a fucking waste of time isn’t it. Only a tongue can do that job.

I guess he never tried to pick up another guy after that!

Easy way to tell....did the woman have one stuffed up her cunt?

Or with a dozen little Japs sleeping in dresser drawers

Unless I’m mistaken Mr. Hardy is black and his ex-girlfriend Ms. Holder is white. If that is correct then how in the hell could she expect not to have the shit beaten out of her...at least once a week! That is the ideal black male/white female relationship. I’m also pretty sure that is the core of the NFL reasoning to…

Only if the owner of said ‘phallus’ is incredibly deformed or from another fucking planet!

And mine wrote “Happy Festivus”! Go figure.

“Live from New York, a Racist Piece of Shit!” Really......Christ that means any one of about 5 million New Yorkers could have been the host!

Yeah....a very large percentage of that school is being abused by your logic. That makes a whole lot of fucking sense dipshit!

No fucking way you’re coming out of the gray....you’re way to pedantic and serious for any Gawker contributions.. Lighten it up a little bit and make some fun of these poor piece of shit kids who think its cool to trade nude selfies like baseball cards. I’ll bet the poor little fuckers never even include a stick of…

Is she by any chance a redhead? If so, she won’t have to worry about ‘naked selfies’. Look it up if you don’t get it.

I know what you mean...when I was in high school if there was someone you didn’t like you just mooned them. Now you send them a selfie of your asshole.

I have no idea what renal failure smells like, but I do know what rectal failure smells like....I can always tell when someone has shit his or her pants!

Chronologically shes 29...her fucking body and face both look at least 60.

That’s what happens when you have no tits or ass!